Like so many figures from the world of President Trump, his former lawyer Michael Cohen appears to have been recruited from a dinner theater production of “ Guys and Dolls .” He looks like maybe his nose stood a little too close to the wrong person’s fist. Like the kind of fella who thinks Paul “Paulie Suits” Manafort looks real sharp in his ostrich windbreaker . Like someone who knows there are worse ways to make a living than brandishing metaphorical baseball bats at college registrars who might publish the Boss’s grade point average. In certain lines of work, the bats are real.
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